Sialect

Suraj + Dialect = Sialect. Sialect is a way of communicating in social media, chats and forums. It can only be used in written context, and should not be used in voice chat.

Sialect has two main goals:

• Be more intimate with the person you are directly speaking to
• Minimise the words you need to type to deliver a message
• Make the conversation more interesting by sometimes forcing the receiver to guess the correct word they are using.

Rules of Sialect

Sialect can be used in almost every context, but it has specific rules on how it should be used.

• The most important rule of Sialect is to replace the first letter of the sentence with the first initial of the person you are speaking to.

For example -

English	Sialect
Congrats, George	Gongrats
G sir Bolo	Golo
Thank you Sam	Shank you

• Use Sialect when you would otherwise be addressing the person by their name. Do not use sialect in the middle of the sentence, and when addressing the person’s name is not necessary there.

For example: 

English: I think George is doing fine.

Sialect: I think George is doing gine. (*do not do this*)

• You can also use Sialect to shorten the context when you are speaking about a third person with someone. Anywhere you would use of sb or sb’s or about sb in English can be shortened by Sialect

For example -

English	Sialect
Got any updates about Janak	Got any Jupdates?
Raj’s twitter is trending	Rwitter is trending
Phone of Ben is missing	Bhone is missing

Evolution of Sialect

Sialect is still evolving. Suggestions to improve are highly encouraged. For suggestion, please leave a comment, or drop an email to freesuraj@gmail.com. Thank you.